Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(916): View more from California

I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn

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(330): View more from Ohio

She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.

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(802): View more from Vermont

every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.

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(779): View more from Illinois

We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.

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(718): View more from New York

Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.

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(772): View more from Florida

He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina

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(636): View more from Missouri

It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo

(1-636): View more from Missouri

Well it was nice knowing him

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(917): View more from New York City

I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.

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