Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?