I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.