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well if you came here i would keep you awake :*

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did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay

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(303): well if you came here i would keep you awake :* (1-303): did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay http://tfl.nu/u4mn

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(925): View more from California

his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.

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(925): his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch. http://tfl.nu/0vl7

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap

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(732): I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap http://tfl.nu/e6wb

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.

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(724): Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is. http://tfl.nu/bxv0

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.

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(402): Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job. http://tfl.nu/cd1b

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(360): View more from Washington

I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.

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(360): I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back. http://tfl.nu/kpg0

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.

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(423): Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this. http://tfl.nu/rnqg

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(480): View more from Arizona

Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.

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(480): Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America. http://tfl.nu/1n6p

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(248): View more from Michigan

They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.

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(248): They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends. http://tfl.nu/ovl3

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He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five

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(912): He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five http://tfl.nu/n789

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(770): View more from Georgia

Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.

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Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.

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(770): Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer. (770): Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand. http://tfl.nu/1fds

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(760): View more from California

I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.

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(760): I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally. http://tfl.nu/7t3l

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday

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(603): See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday http://tfl.nu/izo0

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(360): View more from Washington

I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.

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(360): I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this. http://tfl.nu/75ao

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Explain why there's a meatball in my bong

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(704): Explain why there's a meatball in my bong http://tfl.nu/1bk7

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