You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
