I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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