i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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