What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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