you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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