Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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