I wish i was in the wii world.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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