My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
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I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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