Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
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We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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