Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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