yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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