just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
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When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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