I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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