I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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