Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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