so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point