if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
we're making bets on your personal life
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Randomize
