There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
no, he came in my armpit
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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