No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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