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Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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