How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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