so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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