I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
