i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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