I could have mohawked her pubes.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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