what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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