i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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