when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
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I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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