Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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