belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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