Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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