So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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