So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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