you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
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So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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