i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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