Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I will be naked everywhere
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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