I look better un-naked...
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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