But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
