dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
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she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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