Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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