I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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