I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
PANTIES FOUND
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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