She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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