So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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