oh god the rape fog is back!
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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