I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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