If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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