There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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