she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Oh god it's open bar.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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