How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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