Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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