Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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